1. QUICK EVERYONE DESCRIBE YOUR SEX LIFE IN 3 POKEMON MOVES.

    chiraamii:

    robotdinozombie:

    chiraamii:

    Swagger, Pound, Rest.

    Those other two are hilarious though XD

    attract

    vice grip

    horn drill

    OH MY FUCKING GOD EMILY THAT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS

    sweet kiss, harden, wood hammer

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    6 months ago  /  474 notes  /  Source: thunderarcade

    1. sillysexysam reblogged this from bubblypony and added:
      Lick, pound, surf LOLOLOL
    2. runeisasgard reblogged this from the-illest-ventriloquist and added:
      Rollout, Rollout, ROLLOUT
    3. zeaky reblogged this from the-illest-ventriloquist and added:
      u-turn, minimize, splash
    4. the-illest-ventriloquist reblogged this from oldroots and added:
      Dig, Defense Curl, Earthquake
    5. oldroots reblogged this from bubblypony and added:
      Thrash, Struggle, Fake Tears
    6. chickenmcflurry reblogged this from denzelgtfo
    7. dollfacedtrouble reblogged this from purrrfect- and added:
      Charm, Fury Attack, Aqua Jet
    8. getharion reblogged this from catbountry and added:
      Bide, Brine, Screech.
    9. das-lied-der-deutschen reblogged this from hyacinthxpetals and added:
      Pikachu missed! Charizard missed! Bulbasaur missed!
    10. hyacinthxpetals reblogged this from icantbelieveitsnotsanity and added:
      Faint Attack Sweet Kiss Draco Meteor
    11. hellotheremissdelaney reblogged this from justalittleoddish and added:
      Harden Pound Stringshot
    12. thatoneblogyoualmostremember reblogged this from cryingalonewithkyosaya and added:
      … Charm Pound Explosion
    13. teengurlsquad reblogged this from thexarchetypes and added:
      flash! quick attack! escape!
    14. justalittleoddish reblogged this from emuonyurshoe and added:
      Seismic Toss Pound Yawn
    15. stronger-beginning reblogged this from musicrocket and added:
      tackle, lick, hydropump
    16. thefutureisrice reblogged this from kayeol and added:
      Charm, Harden, Pound.
    17. kayeol reblogged this from thexarchetypes and added:
      ^omg lmao yawn rest sleep talk
    18. musicrocket reblogged this from emuonyurshoe and added:
      Headbutt, flail, struggle. #sexuallyawkward.
    19. thexarchetypes reblogged this from emuonyurshoe and added:
      hypnosis sludge encore
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      Double Slap Mud Sport Self Destruct
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    24. unbeatablerootbeer reblogged this from pettyartist and added:
      Frustration, frustration, frustration.
    25. kawaiidiesirae reblogged this from flippityfloprainbowcop and added:
      MEGA HORN HORN DRILL FISSURE
    26. neonmacaroni reblogged this from sometimesisaycleverthings and added:
      helping hand work up bounce
    27. superlayne reblogged this from thomasbrocannon and added:
      Taunt, Taunt, Teleport
    28. thomasbrocannon reblogged this from jetbunny and added:
      After You, Frustration, Fake Out
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      Bite Lick Overheat
    30. nastytrumpet reblogged this from tmad40blue and added:
      Milk drink, absorb, swallow… Any questions?
    31. tmad40blue reblogged this from s0ul-is-over and added:
      Sleeping Powder, Pound, Self-Destruct do I win the internet?